Whiskey River Soap Co. - Soap for Caffeine Addicts | Funny Soap

Don't talk to me before my first coffee. I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me at this point? I wear caffeine like a suit of armor. My own personal suit of piping-hot, nutty-flavored, full-blown anxiety. Coffee Shop Scented Net Weight: 6 oz Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. © 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co. Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H  Sold in 4-packs